Beef Ramen

Beef Ramen is a sentient packet of instant ramen and the main antagonist of the canon. After being thrown away by Smol JoJo, Beef Ramen escaped her trash can and joined ISIS to get revenge on Smol JoJo and the rest of Bernie Bear's Cave. It committed numerous atrocities in Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Afghanistan. It is theorized that Beef Ramen pushed Smol JoJo off of the support beam at the Afghan Excavation Site, killing her the first time. If true, it is also very possible that Beef Ramen killed Smol JoJo the second time by stealing her blanket in the middle of the night, causing her to freeze to death. Beef Ramen is also the one who tricked LTCProductions into posting the NSP cover art, spurring the NSP Incident at #music.